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Dear Grossed Out:
Dogs have something that I would be happy to have. No sense of shame. I think everyone would be alot happier if they didn't have any shame. I know I would. But if the doggy lurve is getting on your nerves just leave the room and let your four legged "friends" have some privacy. On a more serious note, dogs often hump when they're bored. Play ball with them or at least lock them in their crates. Everyone will be happier.
Yours, Jaq
Dear Jonman,
What is the meaning of life?
signed, Me.
MistressAlti
Hello me.
There ain't one. In the days of yore, when men and women were as hairy as each other, the meaning of life was to shag as much as possible and ensure the continuation of the species. However, a few thousand years of civilisation has slung that out of the window, and now there is no meaning of life. I suggest not worrying about it and ensuring that you and your loved ones have as much fun as possible.
Works for me.
Jonman
Dear Jonman,
How do they get the buttered popcorn jelly bellys to taste like buttered popcorn?
Lolo
Lolo,
It's simple, you just plant buttered-popcorn-jelly-bean-bushes, water twice daily for the entire spring, then pick the harvest.
Jonman
cheese is funny : do your worse jonman!! <laughs bravely>
Jonman : You couldn't handle my worse, kiddo. I doubt you could handle my worst either. And I'm certainly not going to let you handle my wurst.
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