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I wanna be all foamy and sexy and leathery and humping random members of the wedding party. This allowed?
Prince Aries
Ooo...leather, whips, and a tub of foam?
Color me excited!
candice
I myself have always found the idea of a giant pit of foam very appealing. I'm sure we can make some arrangements to do with leather and the like, though.
Imagine the possibilities! We could dive under the foam at any point, pinch people's e-bottoms freely, indulge in highly innappropriate activities, and, most importantly, whip people through the foam.
Oh! I can see it now (*envisions the kinkyness*).
Ahhhhhh....
polocrunch
OOOOOH!!!!! A wedding!!!!!! Can I snog everyone????? And I'll bring whips I promise.....
saucy tara
I'm always up for whips and leather, being as I'm *that* sort of girl. .. Debaser can testify to that. He is my maid of honour, and indefinite best friend at that. =)
But leather and whips in a bathtub? *Quirks a brow* You may have something slightly uncomfortable but horribly kinky there. I'll fetch my rubber duck.
syuu
monkey called narth: oj and vanilla rum... yummy
aries: Narth that sounds nummy you just gave me some kind of mental orgasm
Oh, don't worry about Leo. I'm very careful and stretch out all my rubbing over looong periods of time. Although.......just in case.....
::starts to rub Leo's oranges, along with his banana::
Unknown
it's not MY to-do list... well, not the semen swallowin part anyway
leopold
I WILL BE YOUR PRIVATE DANCER YOUR DANCER FOR MONEY DO WHAT YOU WANT ME TO DOOOOOOOO!!
Prince Aries
Alright you two....you're perving everything up. Can't you just hold hands and bake cookies, like Candice does?
IrishGuy
OMG I had the greatest orgasm yesterday...........erm...wait........nevermind you have people there *hides*
Prince Aries
Seriously. Think about it. You have to breath. Here you are clogging up one of your oraphaces with a penis, and still trying to breath through your nose. If the guy squirts in your throat and you breath at the same time then you get a little jizz out your nose. Gives new meaning to need a tissue?
Lolo
I thought Commie was gay
Hinsley
I'm all for lovey dovey affection on the 'Net but there are times you just want something to jerk off to.
Prince Aries
Weary Traveler: All right then...will there be nibbling involved?
Edward-lover1200: Of course...
Weary Traveler: YAY!
For the record, a small grunt does NOT count as a warning.
Prince Aries
Seeing as how I haven't ever gotten a runny nose during that myself, I wouldn't know. But I think Lo's guess is a pretty good one. And yeah, VVes is right about the pineapple thing. Well, all fruits, really. And yes, I do know from experience.
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Don't give me that look. I'm married. Of course I do that. What did you think we did, bake cookies and hold hands?
candice
Hyperion : Goose?
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IrishGuy : goose goosed goos?ing (ca. 1880) |
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verb transitive |
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1 : to poke between the buttocks with an upward thrust |
2 : to grab one's buttocks and squeeze firmly
Hyperion : DID YOU STICK YOUR FINGER UP MY ASS!?!?!? ><!!!
IrishGuy : NOOO!!! well.... no.
(later that evening)
IrishGuy : I DID NOT STICK MY FINGER....y'know...up there!! I grabbed your butt....see if I talk to you again.
If you're that drunk enough that you have no clue as to what's happening, you're not going to be able the motor skills to get jiggy, let alone be able to 'rouse the captain'.
Jonman
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